How to Get Money Out of FTX (But Only If You’re Filthy Rich) – In the wake of the complete destruction of the crypto exchange FTX, along with its founder Sam Bankman-Fried’s multi-billion dollar fortune, it appears some financial chicanery is afoot.

Withdrawals and internal balance transfers in the non-American iterations of the exchange have been frozen since the exchange’s collapse earlier this week, leaving billions of dollars in customer funds stranded and irretrievable.

On Thursday, however, FTX announced it had resumed limited withdrawals for clients based in the Bahamas as the result of favorable laws in the country. Images then began to circulate online of an enigmatic account performing daily trades of upwards of $300 million, split into countless trades of around $70,000, considerably more than the account usually traded. Observers wondered whether it was part of a clever, albeit highly illegal, attempt by users outside of the Bahamas to retrieve millions in otherwise frozen funds.

There are a number of theories. The first is that the account, based outside the United States, is using a variation on a technique called “wash trading” to siphon its assets into safe territory. Wash trading, put simply, is when an account trades against itself to create the illusion of a buzzy market. In this case, one account—let’s call it Account A—is trading with a counterpart, Account B, which is based in the Bahamas.

Eli Williams designs algorithmic market makers and was among the first to notice the odd series of trades. In an interview with Decrypt, he speculated that Account B is acting as a “market maker” for Account A, acting as a buyer for A’s huge trades in a market that is otherwise almost entirely illiquid.

Wash trading, without interference from authentic market interest, lets buyers and sellers basically choose their own prices. Williams’ hunch—and let’s be clear, it is just a hunch, albeit supported by almost everyone in the incestuous online gossip mill in which I am forever ensconced—is that Account A is deliberately selling to Account B at a vast loss, allowing B to pocket a big profit at each trade. That, over time, effectively transfers A’s funds to B, who can then calmly cash them out in whichever sun-drenched Bahama he resides in.

“If they are successful,” Williams explained, “it results in some small percentage of the traded amount being effectively transferred from A to B on each trade, whittling down A’s balance until it goes to zero.”

He explained it again in idiot’s terms: “You sell me an apple for $1, I sell it back to you for $2, you sell it back to me for $1, I sell it back to you for $2 again,” he said. “I now have $2 of yours that I didn’t before.”

And voila! Your millions are home-free.

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Of course, not anybody could pull this off. As mentioned, the two parties would have to be sure that no other traders could unwittingly get involved in their scheme—that is, participate as a buyer or seller. It must be a “virtually empty order book,” said Williams. Otherwise, “someone else might trade with you and get in the way of your wash trading.”